Double the Trouble

[Riley Harper]

To: Ellen Banks
From: Riley Harper

At what point do you realize that someone is gay? My dad is having another one of his meltdowns - and this time it's about how the hairdresser at the salon didn't color his hair in the right shade of "hazelnut".

[Ellen Banks]

To: Riley Harper
From: Ellen Banks

…...Why do you always direct these questions at me? I don’t remember buying some kind of Gaydar.

The joys of aging I suppose, poor dear. Can’t handle his hair when it’s not so.

Fortunately thanks to my own gifted genetics I won’t have to worry about such things...

[Riley Harper]

So you're admitting that there's thing even Ellen Banks does not know? Well, well, color me impressed, sweetheart. There might be hope for you yet.

Don't worry luv, you'll turn grey and wrinkly in due time.

What are you doing tonight?

[Ellen Banks]

Don't let it get out I have a reputation to maintain.

I'd still look about 40 when I'm 75, you should see my grand parents

It depends on what you had in mind 

[Riley Harper]

Your secret is safe with me.

We'll see about that.

It depends on how free your schedule is.

[Ellen Banks]

My schedule is always full 

...But you have my curiousity...